Wimpy Steve Book 9 Quotes

“You know how my first few minutes in a new Minecraft world are usually spent screaming, running for my life, and hiding from scary monsters—sometimes even GIANT ones! Well, not this time! Instead of a giant monster, I was plopped down in front of a giant MANSION! (Yay, Minecraft: Peaceful Paradise floating book!) And the best part was that it wasn’t all dark and creepy like the Haunted House! It was an awesome modern mansion made of white stone and glass. Even better, it was built on a hillside overlooking an ocean! Actually, it reminded me of Tony Stark’s house in one of my favorite movies, Iron Man. I guess you could say it’s a MARVEL-ous mansion! (Heh, heh.)   Anyway,”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“OUCH! OUCH! OUCH!”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Actually, it reminded me of Tony Stark’s house in one of my favorite movies, Iron Man. I guess you could say it’s a MARVEL-ous mansion! (Heh, heh.)”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Nether castle”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“Practice screaming.”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“(They’re the same thing, right?) I also needed gunpowder. I had one pile of grey powder that the Ghast had dropped. Hmm. Gunpowder makes guns go BOOM. And Ghast fireballs go BOOM, too. So the grey powder had to be gunpowder, didn’t it? I decided I’d use the grey powder anyway. What was the worst that could happen? (Suddenly, I wished I”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“The torn page said I needed charcoal. I had one lump of coal.”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“It screamed and spat a fireball at my head! I screamed”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“OW! OUCH! YOWIE!”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)

“I blocked with my shield! I slashed with my sword! But that just meant I turned each medium-sized killer cube into a bunch of even smaller ones! Soon there was a whole swarm of mini-cubes jumping, and flaming, and burning me! AAARRRGGGH! That’s when I slipped into crazy-berserker mode! I hacked! I chopped! I sliced and diced! I slashed anything that moved! Sometimes I even hit two or three cubes with one swing! I was a raging fighting machine! It was awesome! Until I heard a loud, angry SQUEEEEEAL!”
― Minecrafty Family, Wimpy Steve Book 9: Portal Panic! (An Unofficial Minecraft Diary Book)