Badd (Motherf*cker) Quotes

“I was wifing on him so hard my ovaries were wondering if it was baby time. I”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“I think if you don’t let him know where you are soon, he’s gonna make me disappear, and I’m not entirely sure that’s a joke.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“That’s cause you’re an orc, and nobody fucks with orcs. Except you’re a sexy orc. A damn sexy orc.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“Your brothers…do they all look like you?” I couldn’t help asking. I really couldn’t.    He shot me the smirk again. “I’m the oldest, and the sexiest. The rest are ugly fucking trolls and orcs and ogres of the worst sort. You’ll hate ’em. Especially Zane, the next oldest. He’s real ugly.” “You”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“The look on his face in that moment made my legs shake and my core clench.  I was pretty sure Sebastian Badd was about to fuck me senseless.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“fuckin’ hated suits. Put me in ghillie suit in the goddamn desert and I won’t complain, but when I stuff my ass into a tuxedo I’ll bitch till the cows come home.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“Do what you gotta do, and deal with the emotions of it later”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd Motherf*cker

“I have several, and I wash them. It’s not, like, the same hanky with twenty years of snot crusted into it.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“And her name was Tawny! Who the fuck names their kid Tawny? Did her parents want her to be a slut? Because that’s how you get a slut.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)

“I’m Sebastian Badd. This is my bar, and I’ve got seven brothers all about to converge on this place.”
― Jasinda Wilder, Badd (Motherf*cker)