Middle School Mayhem Quotes

“big, muscular guy”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“little disturbed. So I like to think of it as untapped potential.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“YOU ARE A HERO! YOOOOOU ARE A HEEEEEERO!! So go out and save the world! WARNING! You have just become the unsuspecting victim of a Jedi mind trick.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“When life is a DUMPSTER, don’t get MAD! EMBRACE the good, and TOSS the BAD!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“like I was Shaq O’Neal.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“But a cold shower in stinky black muck that looked and smelled like elephant diarrhea would probably make most people have a meltdown.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“frostbutt”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“Forget the rope! They’d probably KILL ME”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“LISTEN, GURL! WE HAVE A CONNECTION! I LUV U MORE THAN MY LEGO COLLECTION!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“I knew middle school was going to be challenging, but I never expected to end up DEAD in the computer lab, wearing a SUPERHERO COSTUME, with four slices of PIZZA stuck to my BUTT!”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem

“my butt cheeks had frozen into two big chunks of ice.”
― Rachel Renée Russell, The Misadventures of Max Crumbly 2: Middle School Mayhem