Diary Of A Sleepy Snorbear Quotes

“I’m a Snorlax! This morning we found a field with pineapples. I was so happy that after I finished them off I evolved from a Munchlax!  Mom: Munchie, wake up! Time to eat!   Me: Awwww, mom… WAIT! EAT??? YES!!!   Munch. Munch. Munchlax. Munch. Nom. Nom. Nom.   What’s this? Pineapples?! YAY!   Munch. Munch. Huh? What is happening, mom?!”
― Red Smith, Diary Of A Sleepy Snorbear