Bad Housekeeping Quotes

“I don't mind being stared at, but not in that pitchforks-and-torches way.”
― Maia Chance, Bad Housekeeping

“This is the problem with going back home and hanging out with your family. Everything seizes up in a time warp where we're all the most unflattering versions of ourselves.”
― Maia Chance, Bad Housekeeping

“I dressed in another high school special from my closet: a long, shapeless floral dress with about twenty buttons down the front. Maybe that doesn't sound too bad, but let me assure you, it looked like the polar opposite of terrific once I'd tied my orange sneakers on. I looked like the least favorite wife of a cult leader.”
― Maia Chance, Bad Housekeeping

“He was going to give us the little lady treatment," Effie said.
"What?"
"You know, like John Wayne. Treating us like lobotomy patients because we haven't got boy parts.”
― Maia Chance, Bad Housekeeping