How to Speak Midwestern Quotes

“Drink Wisconsinbly: Drink excessively. When 24/7 Wall Street came out with a list of the 20 drunkest cities in America, 12 were in Wisconsin. (Appleton”
― Edward McClelland, How to Speak Midwestern

“I heard the story of a Pittsburgh actor who was asked to say “tire iron” in a play. He found the line so difficult the director changed it to “crowbar.”
― Edward McClelland, How to Speak Midwestern