The Cat Stole My Pants Quotes

“We must raise four hundred dollars to go on Largo Spargo's fishing boat.
And fast.
So I print fifty more copies of my best-seller, Timmy Failure's Wisdom-Filled Guide for the Uneducated People Who Don't Know Very Much, now updated with bonus material: ...”
― Stephan Pastis;, The Cat Stole My Pants