Fangs & Fennel Quotes

“Good girl? Good girls get run over in life; you need to be a bit of a badass to make it in this world.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs and Fennel

“Kitty puke on cookie sheets!” The”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs and Fennel

“Heroes come in all shapes and sizes and are different for every generation.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“The sword wobbled and his lips twisted. "Monster" "Summer's Eve," I retorted. He frowned and Dahlia burst out laughing. "You mean douche?”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“A hero's journey is rarely one where they see themselves as such.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“I think you've pissed her off too. Oh, well, wasn't that just a bucket and a half of rotten peaches.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“You are a hot mess of contradictions, my friend. Like a bacon-and-chocolate dessert.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“You have no idea what a cluster of gopher poo I dealt with last night.
That's a new one, he muttered. Why was it bad?”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“Deep-fried dog turds, that...would be bad.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel

“A hero’s journey is rarely one where they see themselves as such.”
― Shannon Mayer, Fangs & Fennel