Vines Quotes

“bite”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“swear I bought a dog in a cow’s body. Even at two years old, she’s like a puppy, and still gets excited when she sees me.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“You might regret this. I think you’re a cow daddy now.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“I smile big and look up to him. “She loves you.” “She should.” He shakes his head. “Not very many cows get to be pets. You’re never allowed to go to the auction, by the way. We’ll end up with a herd.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Today is a good day because I struck gold with my Laffy Taffy. A cow joke. What do you get from a forgetful cow? Milk of amnesia. Cow jokes. Who knew they’d make me so happy? Then again, who knew I’d ever own cows?”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Certain moments in life become etched in your soul. For me, I have merely a handful. Buried deep, they’re entwined, tangled, and even disheveled. Living together forever, they create who we are and how we see the world. More so, how we react to it, even live within it.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“What it is, is comfortable and cute with a side of sexy, even if it is sexy in a Tuesday-night sort of way.  Friday-night-sexy would look like I was trying too hard.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Only you would settle next door to a woman being targeted by ancient KGB.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“No,” he answers, resolutely. “I’m not CIA.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“You’re CIA.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“I want to know what he said to you, what happened on the way home, and why you’re so scared you think you’re leaving. Because I promise you, Addison, you’re not going anywhere.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“He steps forward, his firm body presses into mine. Inhaling deeply, he breathes into my ear, “I’m sorry I left you. I’ll never do it again. Ever.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“That’s how the evening started. Not only did he show up uninvited—not invited by me anyway—but he grossed me out by mixing chips with pasta, freaked me out with the Laffy Taffy, and stole my poker spot. Once the game commenced and I finally ate something, I settled in, even if it was begrudgingly. Until I started winning.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“I’m hoping your ghosts don’t wander as far as your cows, seein’ as we’re neighbors.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“my goal was to keep my cows away from him so I wouldn’t have to see him. And I don’t see a stray cow, so I don’t understand why he’s”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Because it’s not a real name. I assumed it was a call name, like something given to a fighter pilot or some sort of preposterous nickname your man buddies gave you,” she spouts, waving my check toward me.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“I stand up straight and immediately become defensive. I’m tired of people mocking me about the cows.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Yes,” I sigh, because someone else is about to give me shit for naming the cows. When I started walking with them, I had to name them.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“A dog is a pet, a cat is a pet. A cow is not a pet.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Holy shit—figuratively and not—he’s butt plugged me with his pinkie.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“I’m pretty sure this is a rhetorical question, but I get what he means. So much has happened in the past week, it feels like a blur. My only answer is to lift my hips where his cock rubs against my clit.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Then, as I walked naked to our pile of clothes in my barrel room, I made a mental note to clean the tasting table tomorrow.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Meritage”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“You’re not goin’ anywhere. You run this hot for me, I’m not lettin’ you go. You can break in my new desk while I eat you for lunch.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Then I’m lucky. Your body’s a minefield for me to play with. I’m gonna make you tell me what you want, how you want it, and then make you beg for it. We’ll start tonight when you sit on my face.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“So, I ordered enormous turkey sandwiches layered with brie, thinly sliced green apples, and spring mix with honey mustard on cranberry wheat bread.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“Despite those fucking cameras.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“to ramble. She explained haphazard words are a sign of unorganized thoughts,”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“me”
― Brynne Asher, Vines

“You’re looking lovelier than your normal lovely today, Addy,” he purrs. It’s plain weird for a man to purr.”
― Brynne Asher, Vines