Old Haunts Quotes

“Roses are red, Foxgloves are purple, I appear to have trapped myself, In a linguistic corner".”
― Dave Turner, Old Haunts

“A text message from Death. I'VE JUST HAD A KIT KAT THAT WAS ALL CHOCOLATE NO WAFER. WHERE'S YOUR PRECIOUS SCIENCE NOW?”
― Dave Turner, Old Haunts

“Reminders and recipes were pinned to the kitchen wall, including Death's instructions on how to recreate the Big Bang: 1 Bottle of Diet Coke 1 Packet of Mentos 1 Rubber Band 1 Particle Accelerator 1 Excitable Puppy”
― Dave Turner, Old Haunts