The Merry Misogynist Quotes

“The woman’s brain has two hemispheres,” she slurred. “One for loving, one for hating. They can operate quite competently at the same time.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“Very soon he’ll be well enough to roll about in mud, eat worms, and walk aimlessly around Nam Poo Fountain again.’ ‘I’m sure he doesn’t see it as aimless. We all have different goals. His are achievable.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“Their version of rock-paper-scissors was elephant—fist, mouse—palm, and ant—little finger. The elephant crushed the mouse, the mouse squashed the ant, and the ant crawled up the elephant’s trunk and paralyzed his brain.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“The question refers to two young women residing at your house who have criminal records for engaging in prostitution."

"Tsk, tsk, and they're plying their trade from my house?"

"Not exactly."

"That's similar to 'no', isn't it?”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“I’m sure he doesn’t see it as aimless. We all have different goals. His are achievable.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“An angry bunch of women actually knows no bounds.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist

“But he was glad he did. Life really was something to hang on to for as long as possible.”
― Colin Cotterill, The Merry Misogynist