A Wild Fright in Deadwood Quotes

“Bend over and I’ll show you,”
― Ann Charles, A Wild Fright in Deadwood

“You’re sending your flying monkeys after the self-righteous blowhard, aren’t you?” “I can’t. They’re out on another vengeful mission.” “Oh,”
― Ann Charles, A Wild Fright in Deadwood

“Ray was looking extra Oompa-Loompa-like this morning with his fake tan a seemingly brighter shade of orange than usual. His brown hair matched his personality—slick and greasy. “Morning,”
― Ann Charles, A Wild Fright in Deadwood

“Your guns won’t help, Cooper. Not where we’re going.” “Maybe not, but the sound they make when I fire them always makes me feel better.”
― Ann Charles, A Wild Fright in Deadwood

“Was the demented little ghouly-girl hanging out with a headless Hessian in Sleepy Hollow now? Taking notes from the blood-bathing Countess Elizabeth Báthory of Hungary? Swinging an ax around like Lizzie Borden? Or”
― Ann Charles, A Wild Fright in Deadwood