A Malady of Magicks Quotes

“Żeby nie wiem jak idealnie przebiegała impreza, zawsze coś lub ktoś wywinie taki numer, że całą radość i przyjemną atmosferę licho weźmie.”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, A Malady of Magicks

“Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals. This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas. When, for example, have you seen a frog collecting taxes or a squirrel running for elected office? Present arguments like those to people who criticize you. If they still do not see the wisdom of your ways, you may feel free to bite them.”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, A Malady of Magicks

“Even for a wizard there will often come times when someone close to you, perhaps even your spouse, criticizes your habits by comparing them to those of animals. This is distinctly unfair to the animals, who have far better habits than we in many areas. When, for example, have you seen a frog collecting taxes or a squirrel running for elected office? Present arguments like those to people who criticize you. If they still do not see the wisdom of your ways, you may feel free to bite them.'

- THE TEACHINGS OF EBENEZUM, Volume IX”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, A Malady of Magicks

“My world fell away from me. Agony stabbed my chest.”
― Craig Shaw Gardner, A Malady of Magicks