Ostrich and the 'Roo Quotes

“He pulled forth and waggled a leash.

A leash.

To go around her neck.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“Would I taste like chicken? Then it occurred to her what meal these people planned, which brought on an even more evil realization. They’re going to shove their hand up my butt and fill me with stuffing. Squawk.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“Staring is most impolite,” she stated. “Admiration is a compliment.” He couldn’t help a grin. Yes, he knew he should be a more proper gent and keep his eyes off her bits, but… Well… He was a lusty male in his early thirties, and she was naked.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“Mari stood in the flesh, completely naked, hands on her hips. Pissed. Pale. And still in a cage in a small room on a ship. With a man. A handsome man. Her captor. It didn’t make him any less sexy.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“Oi! Bad girl. Maybe I should have led with the fancy collar first.” From his other back pocket, he brought forth a pink nylon collar with rhinestones stitched all around. Ooh. Pretty, shiny. Resist the bling. She looked away, and he laughed.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“Not the biggest ostrich he’d ever seen, but after reading the reports on the Internet, he’d gotten the impression she was some rampaging beast with red eyes and scales instead of feathers. Someone even claimed she flew.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo

“With that much meat on her bones, we can have the whole family over for Thanksgiving this year.” Dreadful holiday, that Thanksgiving. Condoning the slaughter of lovely birds.”
― Eve Langlais, Ostrich and the 'Roo