Jokes For Kids Quotes

“Q: Why did the tomato turn red? A: Because it saw the salad dressing.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“Can February March? A: No, but April May.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat. Q: How do you make a band stand? A: Take away the chairs! Q: What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“Money talks, but all mine ever says is good-bye.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“Who went into the lion’s den and came out alive? A: The lion.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“Why do seagulls live by the sea? A: Because if they live by the bay, they’d be bagels.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“If a turtle doesn’t have a shell, is he homeless or naked?”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“Q: What did the hungry computer eat? A: Chips, one byte at a time.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“How is slippery ice like music? A: If you don’t C sharp, you’ll B flat.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“What do you call a ghost’s mom and dad? A: Transparents!”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!

“How do you organize a space party? A: You planet. Q: Why don’t aliens eat clowns? A: Because they taste funny. Q: Why did Mickey Mouse go to outer space? A: Because he was looking for Pluto.”
― Joe Kozlowski, Jokes For Kids: Give Your Children The Gift Of Laughter With The Best Jokes In The Business!