51 Ways to Offend a Russian Quotes

“Why did he get in a fight?” I asked.   “It was just a fight.”   “But why?”   “I don’t know. Boys fight. He’s already ten.”   “Were your parents upset?”   “Well, he lost the fight.”   “So … is he okay?”   “Yeah. He’s fine. Just cut up.”   “What did your dad say?”   “Don’t lose next time!”
― Marshall Lincoln, 51 Ways to Offend a Russian: An American Blunders Through Russia