For the Love of English Quotes

“When life hands you rotten eggs, don't eat the fuckers. Just throw them at someone you hate.”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“you showed me what loving another person truly means. Because I fell head over heels in love with you when I wasn’t looking, when I least expected it. I used to think English was the best thing that ever happened to me, but she wasn’t. You are. I had to love English. It was the natural thing to do, and I didn’t have a choice. But with you, my heart opened, and you filled it with so much love. I know without you I would be less than half a man.” She”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“I think I’m under the biggest rainbow in the whole wide world.”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“He gives me a pointed look. “You tell me.” Where did that come from? I feel my armpits grow sweaty.”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“A very ugly nasty icky looking thing with warts and pimples, and I wish he smelled bad. Like poop. Or farts. And now his hands smell like my sweaty armpits.”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“Two strong hands reach under my armpits, which I’m sure are sweaty,”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“You have to get control of yourself. He’s going to think he’s marrying a lunatic that got a day pass from the local asylum.” My”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English

“A yawn the size of a bottomless pit hits me, and his lids widen to enormous proportions, reminding me of a Pekinese we used to have when I was a kid. “Did you leave any for me?” “Any what?” “Oxygen.” “Smartass,”
― A.M. Hargrove, For the Love of English