Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“but I managed to get three buckets worth of lava! I feel a lot safer with it burning painfully in my inventory.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“He flipped a lever and an anvil fell on my head from waaaayyyyy up high. It hit me hard enough that I died.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“crazy crap like”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“Note to self: Set up a jukebox somewhere and see if it attracts monsters.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“ONLY LEADS TO MORE HOLES!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“OF COURSE I’M BEING SARCASTIC! I”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“Note to self: Kill Steve. Break his bed, then kill him, and make him walk all the way back. At night. Hopefully the long walk back through the monsters will make him rethink his sense of humor.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“Herobrine just smacked him into a hole and waited for Steve to calm down. (Way to go, Herobrine!)”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14

“out a slime block launch pad. Never tell Steve that he helped me come up with the idea.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 14