Dragon's Baby Quotes

“His cocks tastes of white pepper-seasoned ahi tuna chased with a rum-infused tropical drink.”
― Miranda Martin, Alien Dragon's Baby

“What happened?” Jolie asks. “We crash landed on Tatooine,” I groan between bouts of sickness. “It’s Vulcan,” Amara says. “Is not,” I grouse. “Sand, fucking sand everywhere. That’s Tatooine.” “It’s red and there’s mountains, that’s Vulcan,” Amara replies. “Fine.” I fold to the Star Trek lover. “Get Scotty to beam me up so Bones can do something about this pain in my head.”
― Miranda Martin, Alien Dragon's Baby

“It rests just above the waistband of her pants and goes into her flesh. I push a finger into it, and it only goes a very small distance.”
― Miranda Martin, Alien Dragon's Baby

“You work here so you know the rules, Mr. Chamberlain," the burly security guard frisking him says. "Here now, you touch the merchandise you better be ready to finish what you started!" the old man cries out as the guard pats down his leg. I snort.”
― Miranda Martin, Alien Dragon's Baby