Blown To Pieces Quotes

“I wanted to ask her if being stupid was like being high all of the time, but I didn’t want to distract her.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“He was Jesus with a beer gut. Who would want to kill Jesus? Well, apart from the Romans, who I’m fairly certain hadn’t come back from the dead and blown up Big Tommy.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“No one with children had off-white furniture. Well, no one with kids had off-white furniture for long.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“My idea of civic-mindedness was paying my electric bill on time.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“What does “clean as a whistle” even mean? The only time a whistle is clean is when it’s brand new. After, it’s all spit-logged and gross. Don’t even get me started on that weird, moldy smell.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“Mellie didn’t have a problem talking with her mouth full. Now that I saw it in action, I was never doing that again. Especially with red velvet cupcakes—kinda looked like an autopsy.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“I liked to think of as Gothic Safari Chic.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“Some people have accused me of being a carb-o-holic, but I prefer to think of myself as a carb advocate. There are so many people hating on carbs these days that I feel they are an underserved food and someone needs to stand up for them. I’m the Joan of Arc of pasta.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“You should always assign horrible jobs to people you hate. It makes life worth living.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“Monica rolled her eyes so far back inside her head she probably saw her childhood.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“I was terrorizing them with an audiobook I’d gotten from the library, Prussian War Poetry.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces

“If God had wanted me to learn how to cook, he wouldn’t have filled my smartphone with so many restaurant telephone numbers.”
― Katie Graykowski, Blown To Pieces