Sarah Killian Quotes

“When I’m able to put my various prejudices aside, I’m actually an extremely good judge of character, and can get the measure of someone quickly. I just have to focus and turn off my usual internal monologue of automatically hating every single person I meet. It’s the difference between listening to my head—which dislikes everyone—and listening to my gut, which tends to be a more accurate personality barometer.”
― Mark Sheldon, Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!)

“Let’s just say that it’s no coincidence the word starts with two asses, because one ass is not enough for those douche bags.”
― Mark Sheldon, Sarah Killian: Serial Killer (For Hire!)