Funny Books Quotes

“This world has three kinds of people. The ones who can count, and the ones who can’t.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!

“The phrases “I’m sorry” and “I apologize” are exactly the same. Unless you’re saying it at a funeral.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!

“I’m really glad you helped me figure out the definition for the word “many.” It meant a lot.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!

“I couldn’t hold it in on the elevator and pooped myself. Taking this shit to a whole new level.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!

“Money talks. For instance, mine keeps saying “good bye.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!

“You're so fat you can’t even do the ABC’s, just the KFC’s.”
― Thad Wazawesom, Funny Books: 750 Epic One Line Insults, Witticisms and Comebacks!: Cring, Laugh and Cry at these Cut-throat Slams, Retorts, Quips and Wisecracks!