Edward Unspooled Quotes

“it’s a shameful feeling to admit to another human being that you’ve been acting like a child. So here’s a bit of advice for you: While you are a child, live it up. You won’t get to act like that forever without making a fool out of yourself.”
― Craig Lancaster, Edward Unspooled

“Just because someone loves you, it doesn’t mean that person will act in your best interest. Just because you love someone, it doesn’t mean you can help them with their troubles.”
― Craig Lancaster, Edward Unspooled

“I wonder if I worry too much about whether I’m happy or sad anyway. It seems like both of those things show up and leave on their own schedule. Maybe I should just worry about whether I’m doing the appropriate thing or making the appropriate choice.”
― Craig Lancaster, Edward Unspooled

“I left, but not before I kissed your mother eight times on the lips. That’s what we do, and amid all this uncertainty and lack of normalcy, I think it’s important to maintain our standards.”
― Craig Lancaster, Edward Unspooled

“Life will go better for you the less you’re bothered by people and their dumb habits.)”
― Craig Lancaster, Edward Unspooled