Banking Her Quotes

“Thatch: I’m seeing a lot of charges on my credit card from last night…

Me: Maybe you should learn to never cancel Skype sex.

Thatch: How on Earth did you spend $2000 on Amazon?

Me: Books.

Thatch: Books? You planning on opening your own library?

Me: I’m planning on replacing sex with reading.

Thatch: Take it back. Your tits would never speak such blasphemy.

Me: They’re mad at you.

Thatch: I’ll make it up to them. Tell them I love them and I miss them and I’ll suck on their perfect pink nipples for hours when you get home.

Me: Not interested.”
― Max Monroe, Banking Her

“Me: This feels like sexual harassment.

Wes: I’m pretty sure you started this conversation.

Me: Only because I caught you memorizing the curves of my ass like there was going to be a pop quiz on it later.

Wes: And your legs.

Me: That is so inappropriate.

Wes: Those sexy fucking heels and skirts you prance around in are the only things that are inappropriate.”
― Max Monroe, Banking Her

“Leaning down, Cassie reached into the car, and I caught a glimpse of heaven—or the top swells of her sweet breasts. To me, the two were interchangeable, both mystical wonders created for good little boys by God himself.”
― Max Monroe, Banking Her

“I only do the work for pregnancies I create, and I had not one moment of fun or involvement in the creation of that little hellion.”
― Max Monroe, Banking Her

“Sure, I wouldn’t be in range to do more than dial 911 if she slipped and hit her head and fell into the water and started drowning, but at least I would know.”
― Max Monroe, Banking Her