Diary of an Angry Alex Quotes

“Note to self: Make sure to be alone when writing in the diary. Since I apparently can’t stop talking out loud as I write down my secret thoughts, I need to start making sure that there’s”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Oh wait, I have to plant the pumpkins. I just know that while I’m up doing all the hard work, Steve’s going to run off and dig a hole, and have all the fun while I get blown up by creepers and shot by skeletons.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“New note to self: Just trust the books. Don’t go throwing cats off of houses.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“days” or whatever, but mostly it just made me want to take the anvil and shove it right down Herobrine’s idiot throat. I didn’t, though. It’s no time to be fighting”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“crap,”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“ripping Herobrine’s lungs out,”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Steve, well…   He’s never going to be a genius or anything. Actually, I think my donkey might be smarter than Steve is, and that’s with a brain roughly the size of a potato. The donkey’s brain, not Steve’s.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Criminy this thing is fast!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“(Good. I hated those stupid, honking jerks.)”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“THAT MORON! THAT COMPLETE IDIOT!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“SHUT UP HEROBRINE!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Feed Herobrine his own hair for laughing at me.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“The jerk.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Killer Bunny? Apparently”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Relax, Alex. He’s an idiot, but he’s family. I have to be nice to him—not because I want to or because he deserves it, but because he’s my cousin.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Fall in a hole, Steve.   9:45pm Steve just respawned back here. Apparently, he did fall in a hole.   Good.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Typical.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“ocelots live”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Sarcasm isn’t”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“HE DID IT!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“I took some time to collect myself, and I’m feeling a little bit better. Well, I feel a little bit less like ripping Herobrine’s lungs out, so I’m going to say that’s an improvement.   I’m not sure how”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“YES STEVE, OF COURSE I MEAN HEROBRINE!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“I WAS WRONG! I WAS SOOOO WRONG! IT’S OVER THERE AND IT’S VERY REAL!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“DANG IT STEVE, I’M BEING SARCASTIC! OF COURSE I KNOW IT WAS HEROBRINE! WHO ELSE DO WE KNOW THAT LIVES IN THE NETHER? HECK, WHO ELSE DO WE KNOW THAT EVER LEAVES STUPID SIGNS ALL OVER THE STUPID PLACE WHENEVER HE WANTS TO MESS AROUND WITH US?”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“I WAS BEING SARCASTIC, POTATO BRAIN! MORE SILVERFISH IS THE LAST THING ANYONE COULD EVER POSSIBLY WANT OR NEED!”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“pumpkins are actually less common than diamonds? I mean, they’re easier to find because you only have to walk around and look for them, no digging required, but there are actually less of them around than diamonds.   I’m”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“Oh well. I’m headed back to the Overworld.”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm

“with”
― Crafty Nichole, Diary of an Angry Alex: Book 13 - The Wither Storm