I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here! Quotes

“IfwecangetthebandtoplayitwouldbereallyawesomeandHollywouldloveitand”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“Girls are so confusing.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“goblin grin,”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“Dad was hugging my girlfriend. Why wouldn’t he stop? I felt my fists clench and I coughed loudly.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“(Scool fair. V. important)”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“Stop brushing my hair! It looks weerd!”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“​He stared at me the entire time he said it. ​I was definitely in trouble now. Betrayal ​We were halfway out of school when Dad finally burst into an angry shout: “You made me apologize!” ​I couldn’t help the smile that popped back onto my face. “Yeah,” I said. “Being forced to do something you don’t want to do must be horrible. I wonder what that is like.” I let the words hang in the air between us. He knew exactly what I meant. After all, he’d made me apologize to the football team for being late and embarrassed me beyond belief just a few weeks ago! ​Dad stood in my way, bringing me to a halt. “You and I need to talk, mister. I think you’re letting this adult thing go to your head!” ​I nodded. “Uh huh, uh huh.” ​I wasn’t really listening. I was distracted by the two figures coming out of the sports hall in front of us. I frowned. Why was anyone still in the school at this hour? Did more people have parent-teacher meetings? Then I remembered. Today was the day of the school fair meeting! I grabbed Dad by”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“grin spread across his face, like that of an alligator having just found the hunter who made his mother into a handbag.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“The words seemed to gather together in one endless collection of letters.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“gathering dust underneath our television.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“janitor.”
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“needs to have…” she paused. “…the talk with Tom.”
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“plan, you say?” My smile grew even wider as ideas began to sprout in my head. ​Dad frowned. “I’m going to regret this, aren’t I?”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“spread across his face, like that of an alligator having just found the hunter who made his mother into a handbag.”
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“reluctantly”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“speech, warning the kids not to get lost. I used that time to side step up to Fat Gary. ​“Hey, Gary,” I whispered. ​Gary glanced up from his packet of chocolate candy, eyes wide like he had done something wrong. ​“Give me one,” I said. ​He looked down at the packet and then back up at me. Slowly, he handed one over, placing the small, bright green candy in the center of my hand like he was giving away his first born child. ​“Good boy.” I threw it into my mouth and patted him on the head, slightly revolted when my hand came back sticky. I wiped it on my pants. The sugar burst was good. I needed it to stay awake. ​As the group wandered forward, a perky museum steward in a bright orange t-shirt leaped out from behind the front desk. She was tall, thin, and had round glasses on her nose that nearly took up her entire face. With a wild grin and a fake sounding voice, she squeaked:”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“involved and it occurred to me that this was the moment where the kissing probably happened. ​NOPE, I thought to myself. NOT HAPPENING. I placed my hand on the door release slowly and looked at her. “I…er… like to think that he kind of looks after himself, you know?” I said, ready to bolt at any moment. ​Sarah nodded, her eyes wide. “I think you’re too harsh on yourself. You’ve done an amazing job.” She looked me in the eyes.”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“Minecraft Is Finecraft”
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“BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRING!”
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“​For once, I wanted Tommy Wilkins to be a super nerd. Didn’t he know anything about rocks?”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!

“Once again, he had managed to win the ‘most embarrassing person’ award. I could already see people giggling as he stood next to her. Tom was trying to hide his face, and Tommy Wilkins looked incredibly angry that”
― Katrina Kahler, I'm a Kid! Get Me Out of Here!