It's In His Arms Quotes

“And oh. My. Lord. The man was freaking gorgeous. Every inch of him. Of course she already knew that, but getting a bird’s-eye view of all that skin and rippling hotness was like sitting on the front row of a Chippendales show . . . not that she’d ever been to a Chippendales show. But good God, this had to be better, because when his pants slid to the floor, revealing very nice, very formfitting boxer briefs, Lorenda was tempted to stuff a twenty in the elastic waistband. Or tug them off with her teeth.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“She, on the other hand, had been celibate so long that her idea of a good time was setting her cell phone to vibrate, putting it in her front pocket, and calling herself from the landline.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“The poor kid could carry a tune about as well as her car horn.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Her lips parted. She’d just been mugged for a dead guinea pig and worn-out kids’ clothes. Wasn’t the mugger going to be surprised?”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“the last time her mother had made a desperate attempt to set Lorenda up on a date, she’d ended up eating frozen pizza with Clifford the maintenance man while he discussed the best methods of cleaning a toilet. For three foxtroting hours.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Guys, we really don’t have time to house-train a dog right now.” Good Lord, she’d just gotten the boys to stop leaving the seat up.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Lorenda would’ve snorted if her boys weren’t shouting “bullshitz,” while a teacher from the elementary school gave her the evil eye from two booths down.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Clifford, the maintenance man who serviced most of Red River’s businesses, sat behind a sign that said “Too pooped to scoop? Doody Calls, Inc.” He handed out cards along with chocolate kisses.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Is it possible to resuscitate a guinea pig?” She’d just found Checkers a minute ago in his cage when she went into Jaycee and Trevor’s room to clean out their closet. Maybe there was a chance . . . “Neutering a guinea pig should not be attempted at home. Here is a list of veterinarians in your area,” Minx said.”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms

“Bullshitz For Sale!”
― Shelly Alexander, It's In His Arms