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“Sadly, real life only happens in real time.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book Two

“They came back with their arms full of hopelessly impractical stuff. Lace dresses, weird hats, silk scarves and all sorts of nasty cheap jewellry. They were panting, their faces were red and their mouths were fixed in huge grins. For the first time ever, I’d managed to make two women orgasm at the same time.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book Two