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“Quick sidebar: It may seem like I’m a sexist twat who only sees women in terms of their looks, but I don’t think I treat women like they’re inferior. I notice what I notice. I’m not going to pretend I’m some New Age moron who sees all life as part of the same beautiful tapestry. The first thing I noticed about Maurice was that he’s black — and that’s despite him wearing a Batman onesie. Does that make me racist? I think it means my eyes work. Feel free to judge me how you want.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“this was considered a shit detail,”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“The National Alliance.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“vagina”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“Which I was.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“They all looked at me like I was telling them they had to kill puppies and strangle kittens.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“are you just another bastard willing to leave two girls alone in this FUCKING SHITHOLE!”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One

“couldn’t shake the idea this had to be a game. If I could just access the status screen, maybe I’d be able to work out what I needed to do to level up.”
― V. Moody, How to Avoid Death on a Daily Basis: Book One