Bite Me Quotes

“What are you?” he demanded. “A slayer?" I rolled my eyes. “The name's Val, not Buffy. Do I look like a blond cheerleader with questionable taste in men?”
― Parker Blue, Bite Me

“As we headed out toward the parking lot, Dan said "Why don't we take the truck? It's less conspicuous."

He had a point. With Fang sitting on the back of my motorcycle in his goggles we were more likely to draw attention than divert it.

YEAH, THAT'S 'CAUSE I'M SMOKIN'!”
― Parker Blue, Bite Me

“Fang shreds alot.”
― Parker Blue, Bite Me