Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior Quotes

“Well, I just took a nap on an enchanting table. And when I did, I learned something very important. Enchanting tables are very, very uncomfortable. In other words, nothing happened. I feel like I’ve been scammed! I just want to be able to kick a zombie so hard it flies back thirty blocks. At least thirty. Is that too much to ask?! Hurrmmmph!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Then creepers climbed the staircase. Oh, yeah, that iron golem was still hanging around. He looked really sad, too, with his head always lowered like that. Anyway, back to the cube—”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“As if that wasn’t enough, a creeper rushed in and exploded.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“After thirty minutes of Mob History II, Runt will turn into a zombie. Runt will make moaning sounds. Runt will head toward the nearest door and break it down.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“But Pebble, Donkey, and Rock said it was the stupidest-looking house they’d ever seen. Um, wasn’t that the point … ? Noobs!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“I woke up before the sun”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Tunnel 67,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Greenish-yellowish brown: 1”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“tilting, and”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“He experimented on us." When I heard this, his words were flint and steel and my mind was a block of TNT—my mind was BLOWN. Breeze, the”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Like always, that chest will be filled with items like fishing rods, pickaxes, cobblestone, books, anvils, crafting tables, wool, leather … But this year, it’s also going to contain swords. In other words, everyone can become a warrior, regardless of his or her rank. Although I was shocked by this big reveal, in a way, I’d always been expecting it. With so many mobs running around now, how could five villagers keep things under control? At this point, we need a small army. Maybe the humans will eventually shape up and all start fighting. Even if they did, it wouldn’t be enough, and we couldn’t expect them to stick around and protect us forever. No, this was something that had to happen. It was inevitable, really. The only real question is—what about the top five? Was all of my hard work for nothing? All of my studying and constant risk-taking? A few students voiced the same concern. In response, the mayor nodded in a knowing way, perhaps expecting this reaction. "Of course, those graduating with the highest rank will not go unrewarded. They’ll”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Suddenly, Breeze’s lure bobbed in the water. Her face lit up. "Hey, Runt! I think I’ve caught something!" "Reel it in!" And she pulled in her line like Urkk himself. Her catch landed in the grass nearby. It was a book. Not only was it a book—it was a fake version of my diary. I burst out laughing. "It looks almost exactly like my diary!" The more I inspected the cover, though, the more I saw the errors.
A noob had obviously crafted this forgery. The writing inside was of the same poor quality. It was so bad, in fact, I almost wondered if a zombie wrote it. Or perhaps a magma cube. "I wonder who the author is," Breeze said.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Greenish-yellowish brown:”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Just made it." And so this was the first step—”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“We extracted a great deal of stone for our constant building, leaving huge, dark tunnels. Now those mine tunnels extend far and wide, in confusing twists,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“(By the way, Steve said that in the original game the villagers didn’t have fingers. But here they do. They’re blocky, though. Steve said our fingers look like big French fries. I’m not sure if that’s good or bad. And hey, if it’s bad, well … in this world, his fingers look just the same!)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“It’s not very hard to confuse you," Max said.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“want the other girls”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Don’t worry about repaying me," he said. "You already have. By being my best friend.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Hurmmmph”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“(Worryfulness is probably not an Earth word. If there’s something like the Intergalactic Committee on Proper Spelling, please don’t report me to them. If you don’t report me, and you visit me in my village someday, I will have Stump personally bake you either three cookies or one cake. Your choice.)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Pssh. Just LOL @ them.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“As if. No, that food needs to be eaten as quickly as possible so my health bar can regenerate in combat! Sword in one hand, half-eaten cookie in the other—that’s a real warrior! So today, during our break, when I jammed a whole slice of cake in my mouth, I wasn’t being a pig—no, no, no. I was just … training. Yeah. Training. That’s it. "Oh, I almost forgot," I said. "I bought you some robes just like mine. They’ve been in my inventory the whole time." I handed him the robes, the special boots, and the mask. He slipped into them immediately, then looked down at himself. "Hurrmmm. These robes are really cool and all, but … we look kind of similar now, don’t we?" He was right. Our robes were the same dark gray color.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“are”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“he was beaming like a creeper in a cat-free zone … like a mooshroom named Binky.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“As did I. As did I.”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“village,”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“And so this was the first step”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“Pebble, Donkey, and Rock said it was the stupidest-looking house they’d ever seen. Um, wasn’t that the point … ? Noobs!”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances

“If I ever find out which one of you did this," he roared at the students, "after you’re done doing push-ups, you’re gonna resemble a creeper!!" (I’m guessing he meant their arms were going to fall off?)”
― Cube Kid, Diary of an 8-Bit Warrior: Crafting Alliances