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Him or Me Quotes
Him or Me
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Veronica Larsen253 ratings, 3.70 average rating, 75 reviews
Him or Me Quotes
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“I thought William's sudden proposal was a mind-fuck. But this? This just bent my mind over backward and shoved a giant dildo right into my amygdala.”
― Him or Me
― Him or Me
“My thoughts swing to William and all the times he's pinched my butt, in the way guys do where they pretend it's playful, but they're secretly measuring your body fat percentage.”
― Him or Me
― Him or Me
“Being with someone I've known since college was somehow comforting, but lately I'm starting to realize the gap between then and now is wide. We're different, and it hasn't been easy picking up from where we left off. It's been like getting to know a new person, while holding on to old expectations.”
― Him or Me
― Him or Me
“None of us like each other. Jackson and Samantha? Unbearable. No one likes them. I'm not even sure they like each other. I was there when they first met. He threatened to impale her then called her a witch. I think she's biding her time to poison him. You already know Delilah is out of her mind. No, out of this world. You and me? You want the lady with the nice tits to die on The Walking Dead and a part of me hates you for it.”
― Him or Me
― Him or Me
“That's the thing about outside— it gets everywhere. On your clothes, in your hair. On itself. Everywhere.”
― Him or Me
― Him or Me
“What the hell is it?" Delilah asks, taking it out of my hand and turning it over in her own.
"Hang on," I say. "It's limp right now. You've got to blow on it to inflate it." And the second the words leave my lips, I look over at Jackson, whose mouth is already parted in preparation for a retort, but I beat him to it, "Yeah, that's what she said."
"Actually, no," he says with a nod toward Samantha, "she never says that. I'm never in need of being infla—”
― Him or Me
"Hang on," I say. "It's limp right now. You've got to blow on it to inflate it." And the second the words leave my lips, I look over at Jackson, whose mouth is already parted in preparation for a retort, but I beat him to it, "Yeah, that's what she said."
"Actually, no," he says with a nod toward Samantha, "she never says that. I'm never in need of being infla—”
― Him or Me
“What about you? What do you think about William?"
Delilah swallows a mouthful of coffee. She sets down her cup calmly, but with the air of someone who's been waiting for the question, and says, "I think he's a twat.”
― Him or Me
Delilah swallows a mouthful of coffee. She sets down her cup calmly, but with the air of someone who's been waiting for the question, and says, "I think he's a twat.”
― Him or Me
“He literally said, 'I'm not going and you're not going without me.'
You should've seen the way my head spun 360 degrees.
The lady sitting beside us even muttered, 'oh shit.' She was this sassy looking Hispanic woman, so naturally, I felt the pressure to tear William a new asshole and then storm off the A train right before the doors shut.
It was super dramatic ...”
― Him or Me
You should've seen the way my head spun 360 degrees.
The lady sitting beside us even muttered, 'oh shit.' She was this sassy looking Hispanic woman, so naturally, I felt the pressure to tear William a new asshole and then storm off the A train right before the doors shut.
It was super dramatic ...”
― Him or Me
