Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1 Quotes

“Herobrine”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“villager?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“diary”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“and I thought it might be fun to walk along the”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“name? My cat meowed some more, and she reacted as if he was speaking real words, nodding, pursing her lips in empathy and approval. “In search of your master, eh? It looks like you found him.” She looked back up at me. “But he has yet to find himself!” With that, Worla cackled—a long, high laugh that echoed through streets of the silent village. “You understand him?”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“blots of ink”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“cat. I’m a witch! And what a coincidence too, because he comes from my hometown. As do you...” “What?” Skeleton Steve said. “Really?” My home? She knew my home? How could she know us? I’ve never even seen a witch before! “You know Mr. Whiskers?” I asked. “You know me?” “No, boy,” she replied. “I do not know Mr. Whiskers. I’m going by what he told me! Your cat was born after I left our home. But I do know who you are. Or at least, I did, for a while...” “How is this possible?” Skeleton Steve asked. “Diamodia is a small world, red-eyed skeleton,” she replied. “Too small for you. And maybe too small for Devdan here, in time…” “Devdan?” I said. “That is your name, young zombie. If my memory serves. Your name, back when you were a young villager, was Devdan. You were the armor smith’s boy.” Devdan. The armor smith. My father! I waited for the memories to flood back, like they did when I heard Mr. Whisker’s name, but nothing came...”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1

“I don’t know”
― Skeleton Steve, Diary of a Teenage Zombie Villager, Book 1