Bagged by the Groceries! Quotes

“A twitching movement drew her eyes higher, and she saw that his cucumber cock had begun to rise, angling upward like a flagpole jutting from the side of a building.”
― Fannie Tucker, Bagged by the Groceries!

“The upper body sat atop two thick loaves of bread.  Between those whole-grain thighs hung a long, thick cucumber and a pair of smooth, ripe nectarines.”
― Fannie Tucker, Bagged by the Groceries!

“The homeless woman in the grocery store parking lot had no right to make her feel ashamed.”
― Fannie Tucker, Bagged by the Groceries!

“Crazy old biddy should go get food stamps,” Ashley muttered.”
― Fannie Tucker, Bagged by the Groceries!