Full Package Quotes

“That lucky fucking inanimate animal. “I want to grow up to be a stuffed crocodile.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“Ergo, I’m spending Saturday at Bed Bath & Beyond, which is a bit like wandering through a Buzzfeed post titled “Ten Things I’ll Never Use.” More”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“I can’t stop feeling this way. I can’t stop falling. I’m so fucking in love with her, it hurts. I want to be the one who wants her, and be the one she wants, just like she asked for.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“I’ve been known to watch porn from time to time.”
“Just from time to time?” I ask.
She shrugs naughtily, a little I’ve-got-a-secret look in her eyes.
“It’s okay. Tell the doctor. Masturbation is normal. Don’t be ashamed.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“That’s the thing about song lyrics. You take the parts that speak to you.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“And seriously, what the fuck is a sconce? Does anyone even know what a sconce is? No, no one does, because it’s not a thing.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“I like pillows.” “Are you a pillow-phile?” “Total pillow-phile.” Dropping”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“She moans my name. it sounds like a dirty, filthy word from her lips. She says it like it has five syllables, and she wants to be fucked by every single one.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“She's the woman for me.
She's the one I want.
I'm fucking my friend.
I'm screwing my roommate.
And more that that, I'm also making love to the woman I'm falling in love with.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“the towel slipped and I caught a glimpse of her perfect flesh before she yanked it up. But still, I can handle all that, no problemo. Want to know why?”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“Something is happening. Something wild, and crazy, and undoubtedly incredibly foolish.
But right now, it feels so fucking good, like sailing, like flying, like soaring.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“I want Swedish Fish with you all the time.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“You know all those TV shows where the perky twenty-something advertising assistant nabs a swell apartment with a flower planter, bright purple walls, and a reading nook on the Upper West Side? Or when the wet-behind-the-ears dude with an entry-level post at a magazine lands a swank bachelor pad in Tribeca? They lie.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package

“I doubt you’ll be homeless. Besides, I’ve told you, the couch at my place has your name on it. Come to think of it, so does the bed, if you know what I mean.” I blink. I do know what she means. I just wasn’t expecting to be propositioned by my leasing agent at two in the afternoon on a Wednesday.”
― Lauren Blakely, Full Package