God of Wine Quotes

“He spoke like a man who'd been born in a barn and raised by a pile of porn magazines.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, God of Wine

“I can't believe I almost walked away," she said in between kisses.
He pulled back and gazed into her eyes. "I can't believe I almost let you.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, God of Wine

“I’m sure no one will notice a seven-foot, shirtless man who looks like the mascot for the Thunder from Down Under.”
“I do not know what flatulence has to do with any of this, but I trust you’ll figure out how to disguise my brother.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, God of Wine

“He was more like toilet paper - people needed it but only noticed its importance with lacking.”
― Mimi Jean Pamfiloff, God of Wine