Shitty Horoscopes Quotes

“No one's going to notice the difference between you pushing dandelions or daisies, so leave them something worth talking about.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes

“You're only armed to the teeth, because you're more brittle than you'd care to admit.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes

“The sooner you accept your impending expiration, the sooner you can stop trying to swallow the sun.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes

“You can put all the flowers in your mouth that you fucking want, but dying is dying and rot is rot.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes

“Your contempt will always taste like grief.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes

“It pays to kill with kindness when you're your own worst enemy.”
― Amrit Brar, Shitty Horoscopes