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49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime Quotes
49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime
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James Warwood872 ratings, 4.09 average rating, 6 reviews
49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime Quotes
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“Teddy is inside Grandma's unbreakable safe behind the secret door hidden at the bottom of the locked basement.”
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
“Penny.” “Hi, Earl. You’ll never guess what happened in the village square this morning.” “Erm, nothing?” “Nope,” smiled Penny. “In fact, quite the opposite. Something happened.” Earl zapped into the air and landed in the handstand position. “Lick me kneecaps and call me a lollypop!” Penny explained exactly what had happened. About”
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
“I've probably got two hours left to live until the sofa has finished slowly digesting me. Goodbye Mum, goodbye Dad. My one dying wish is for you to switch the TV back on and bring me a glass of milk and a cookie.”
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
― 49 Excuses for Staying Up Past Your Bedtime: A (seriously funny) kid's guide full of bedtime banter, yawns, and late-night laughs
