Andre's Adventures in MySpace Quotes

“Wikipedia is run by hippies of course - the same kind of impractical utopian losers who gave us the first affordable desktop computer and the iPod”
― Andre the BFG, Andre's Adventures in MySpace

“Led Zeppelin was the rock band's rock band, but it was Plant who made it special. He had the knack of taking a seemingly inconsequential string of words, adding a searing shriek, and knocking the listener back on his heels. This was no less impressive on stage than in the restaurant.”
― Andre the BFG, Andre's Adventures in MySpace

“As me old granny used to say before they carried her home to glory, there's three parts to a good sermon. First The Hook, then lay on The Guilt, then you deliver The Sting. I'll be sending the collection plate round shortly.”
― Andre the BFG, Andre's Adventures in MySpace

“When the evidence for and against "democracy being the finest system of government yet invented" is weighed, George W Bush is going to tip the scales very heavily against.”
― Andre the BFG, Andre's Adventures in MySpace