Ride Quotes

“There’s something magnetic about Jackson, and I can’t even put my finger on it. He’s unbelievably good looking, sure, but I’ve met good-looking men before. Is it the way that he’s beyond confident, like he knows you’re going to wind up in bed with him, it’s just a matter of when?”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“Of course,” he says. “I asked you to marry me so I could get old doin’ it with you.” “I did already research wheelchair sex,” I”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“How does a four-point-seven stack up overall?” I ask. “Is that good, or bad, or about average?” “It’s pretty high,” Mae says. “You got good ratings on dick, charm, and technique, but your follow-up score was low.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“You know you’ve got a four-point-seven rating on Rate a Rodeo Stud dot com with seventy one votes cast, right?” I have no idea what the hell she’s talking about, and I just stare at her for a long moment. “What is that, and a four-point-seven outta how many?” I finally hear myself ask. “Are you serious?” she asks. I just nod. “It’s a website where women — buckle bunnies, I guess — rate the sexual performance of the cowboys they’ve slept with,” Mae says. “Last time I checked, you’d been rated seventy-one times,”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“What was that?” I ask. “Shut a cabinet too hard,” Jackson says. “I’m at my house.” “You mean your trailer on your parents’ ranch.” “It’s a house,” he says. “It’s got walls, a roof, and I’m hooked up to the electric and water.” “That also applies to a lot of barns,” I say.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“I’m leaving tomorrow morning anyway,” she says. “One more time doesn’t matter.” “So why not do it?” I say. “If it doesn’t matter.” “You know why,” she snaps. “Because I’m not giving up my career over some fling.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“I think I’m shaking. I’m not sure I can stand. I know for a fact that I’ve got a half-ton of rodeo sand in my pants right now, since they’re around my ankles.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“I keep going, each stroke fueling the fire inside me hotter and hotter. “Oh god, Jackson,” she whispers. I think her knees buckle, because the next thing I know, we’re unstable, leaning against the gate, and then moments later we’re both on our knees in the sand. I feel almost like an animal, like this is the purest, rawest expression of lust I’ve ever felt. Right now I don’t care if someone comes in and we get caught. I don’t think the National Guard could stop me from finishing, from making the most beautiful girl I’ve ever seen lose her mind and come so hard she screams.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“Bed the bunnies and ride the bulls, Jackson,”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“Rodeo winners get buckles, and bunnies get what’s underneath. It’s debatable which prize is better.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“Finally I spot the girl’s cowboy hat on her nightstand and grab it. I grin at the quick memory: her, hat on, giving me a good hard ride after half a bottle of Jack last night. The thought gives me a half-chub, but I clap the hat over it and crack the door open.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“I just plain forgot to tell them to book me as Lula-Mae, not just Mae.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride

“Jackson Cody is the reason I pretty much don’t drink any more.”
― Roxie Noir, Ride