Blightmare Quotes

“Not in the mood, Universe,” I shouted. “If you have a message, text me. And no dick pics or eggplant emojis, either.”
― A.J. Aalto, Blightmare

“Darkwing Duck has nothing on me for ominous patter.”
― A.J. Aalto, Blightmare

“I’ve never eaten there. I don’t know what to order. I’m afraid of spicy food. What if it melts my face off?” Deputy Sally’s jaw was clenching in a familiar way as he stared down the silver truck. The driver didn’t seem to care that he had the full, undivided attention of an unhappy cop in uniform. He just idled there. “You plank with no hands,” he reminded me. “Eat with no tongue. Bet your taste buds are mad swole.”
― A.J. Aalto, Blightmare

“I plank with no hands,” I bragged. “That’s why my arms ain’t swole like yours.” His brows drew together in a slightly perplexed clench. “Bet those are some mighty toes.” “Right?” I nodded seriously. “My toes are so much mightier than yours will ever be.” I”
― A.J. Aalto, Blightmare