How To Kill Friends And Implicate People Quotes

“You want them to give Batman counselling sessions?"
"It's genius. Just make Bruce Wayne get over his shit, then, presto, no more Batman. The baddies win by default.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“I smiled. ‘I always say, coincidence can be a cruel thing.”
― Jay Stringer, How To Kill Friends And Implicate People

“I take a look around the bar, trying to spot if any of my mates are here. This could be a wind-up, with any one of them waiting to jump out and laugh. Except that would entail me having friends.
This isn't a very sociable profession.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“We ran both the courier service and a detective agency from the same office, and had phone apps for both. Basically, we're Uber for parcels and mysteries.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“I've tried so many different ways of meeting the right person. I assumed for years that the first step was to pretend I'm not a hit man.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“I've killed two people, disposed of three bodies, and torched an apartment.
I think it's time to go visit my parents.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“Battered biker jacket over the top. That was just the right mix. It was like, Hey there, I want to look cute for you, but I'm still wearing a dead cow as armour, don't get ideas..”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“I gotta be honest with you, Joe. This isn't a really social job. We don't talk to each other much. We tried it once. A bunch of us all got together to have a party, maybe get to know each other better."
"What happened?"
I pause. Think how best to put it. "We accidentally triggered a civil war in Cambodia.”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“I think I've decided, deep down, that killing people just isn't really a fun job.
High five?”
― Jay Stringer, How to Kill Friends and Implicate People

“It’s part of a series, they were all on display in the shop. This girl, she gets trains, has tattoos, kicks things, all sorts.’ ‘I don’t think it’s a series, Mum. They just call all books the same thing now.’ ‘Like”
― Jay Stringer, How To Kill Friends And Implicate People