The Hitwoman and the Mother Load Quotes

“I got myself a cup of mint chocolate chip, figuring that mint was an herb, herbs are kind of like veggies, and that made it a healthier choice. To cement my good eating habit, I asked for two cherries on top. Fruit, you know.”
― J.B. Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Mother Load

“You know it’s going to be a bad day when the only weapon you have to defend yourself with is a rubber chicken.”
― J.B. Lynn, The Hitwoman and the Mother Load