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“This is how she gained the nickname Spiderweb—because spiders live on her like a human web.”
Carlton Mellick III, Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes
“I wish she was more like a normal girl, but I'd rather be with her and deal with her eccentricities than never see her again.”
Carlton Mellick III, Every Time We Meet at the Dairy Queen, Your Whole Fucking Face Explodes