Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book) Quotes

“Cindy ran to me and got down on her knees and hugged me.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“This feels wrong… very wrong,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“warlock is a class that is super OP and can whoop a noob up and down”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Uh, I, Uh…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“She grabbed my hand and led me closer.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“mayor told me he is a well-known builder and inventor from”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Shut up, noob!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I was on the ground trying to recover myself, when out of nowhere, an arrow strikes me in the butt.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“To be honest, he looked kind of like a crazy person in that moment, but whatever.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“is a well-known builder and inventor from another village. Immediately when I met him, he asked me for a workshop of 20x20 blocks. He said he could live in there as well. I thought that was an interesting request, and since the mayor seems to know of him, I complied with”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“The dust was starting to settle from all the horse galloping action.   Finally, I could see my rescuer a bit more clearly.   I got up slowly and limped over to the powerful warrior.   "W-who are you?" I asked weakly.   The warrior turned around and looked at me. He then took off his iron helmet and revealed a girl with beautiful green eyes.   "My name is Alex."  ”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“He”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“My name is Alex.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“what”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Guardsmen, I need a report!” “Steve!” they both yelled. “Fill me in. What happened?” “Uh, well, just about 20 minutes ago, this jail cell here blew up…” explained Devlin. I inspected the damaged cell. “How? And where is our prisoner? Is he okay?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“20 minutes ago,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Crazy, old bat! If I spend more time with her, I’ll probably go crazy, too! We better get out of here as soon as possible, I thought to myself.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“On the way back, I saw a mysterious, dark figure in the distance. “What is that? Or rather… who is that?” As I got closer, I noticed that this figure was really tall, and really skinny. “Is that a villager?” I started getting closer. “Hey! Hey, you!” The figure did not respond to me. “What are you doing out here? It is dangerous!” I yelled out as I approached the figure. I saw the dark, lean figure bend over and grab a block.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I played it safe and hid behind my shield as I attacked the skeletons. With a few swipes of my sword, they both poofed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Cindy and I walked to the outskirts of town. When we arrived, we realized that with the new wall in place, we were basically trapped inside like rats in a maze.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Devlin.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Minecraftia?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Come dance with me!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Now you really mind me of someone I know,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“I saw that the sun was low in the sky. “Uh… what time is it?” “It’s 5 P.M.!” yelled Emily.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“Tell my friends… I’m sorry…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“hooligan!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“But it was taking forever. I was drooling hard as Cindy ate her chicken. I got impatient, so I reached into the furnace and pulled out the chicken before it was done. I didn’t bother blowing on it or anything, I was too hungry. I bit into the semi-cooked chicken meat. It was super hot, and it seared my tongue. “AHHHH!! Hssssssss!” I screamed and then hissed. I accidentally dropped my chicken on the grass. Cindy looked over to me. “What’s wrong?!” “Yikes! I burnt my tongue a bit. Now I know how Lucky felt.” “Oh, are you okay?” “I think so,” I said as I picked up my chicken. It was covered in grass and dirt. “Ew… it’s all dirty…” “Here, have some of my chicken. We can share,” Cindy suggested. I inspected my chicken further and shrugged. “It’s okay, dirt don’t hurt,” I said as I dusted off my semi-cooked chicken. “You’re still going to eat that?” Cindy asked with big o’ eyes. “Yeah, I can’t waste food.” “I guess you’re right.” I raised the chicken up to my mouth. The smell of dirt and grass filled my nostrils and I gagged a bit.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)

“you…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 12 (An Unofficial Minecraft Book)