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Insides Out (Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, #11) Insides Out by Zack Zombie
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“said goodbye to Steve and I went home. As I was walking away, I could hear him start moaning again like before.”
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“Dudes! You know what that means…” Steve said pulling out a match. “FART LIGHTING!”
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“just shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
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“Like holding a fart when a pretty girl walks by.”
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“It’s what keeps most Creeper kids from throwing tantrums.” I could tell from all of the guy’s faces that we were all thinking the same thing.”
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“Look at Zombie’s face!”
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“Hi…Zombie… I’m Ellie. It’s nice to meet you.”
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“FRR… FRR… FRRRRR…RAMPOOOOOAG…PPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”
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“shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
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“And give me those pictures!” SNATCH. “I’m putting these away so only I can see them… I mean… So no one can see them but me… I mean…”
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“Wow, with friends like these, who needs enemies…?”
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“Pick up your butt,”
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“What is it? My dad asked, as he ran into my room.”
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“Yes, we are getting reports that the Zombie National Guard has been called in to provide support to the Zombie Army and the Navy. They have quarantined the house, but it may be in vain. Preliminary reports coming in say that if the E.L.E does explode, it will end the Minecraft World as we know it. We’ll have more news for you at 11. And now the weather….”
Oh man,”
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“MUM”
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“poop”
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“She just shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
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“I waf scared.”
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“I waf sad.”
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“I waf mad.”
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“Alright everybody, stand back!” Steve said. “Zombie, take as much as you can… Empty the bottle if you have to.” So I grabbed the inhaler, put it to my mouth and… KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF…Kefff! “Alright, it’s empty. Cough, cough.” “Here it goes,” Steve said as he took out a match and lit it. “Do it, Zombie!” So I squeezed my butt cheeks together, and took all my feelings and buried them down deep. And then I put on my best constipation face and… “BRRRRT.” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! I went flying in the air so fast I think I left my butt behind.”
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“FART LIGHTING!” “No way!” All the guys said. “Yeah Steve, you think Ellie is bad, Creepy’s farts will blow us right into the next village.” “Oh OK. I just thought I would lighten up the mood a little bit.”
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“PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!”
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“with friends like these, who needs enemies…?”
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“Well, you remember in Science class, when the teacher said that there was a big explosion and the universe was created?”
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“Actually, now that you mention it, I found another inner piece yesterday…in my poo.” Steve”
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