Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11 Quotes

“said goodbye to Steve and I went home. As I was walking away, I could hear him start moaning again like before.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Dudes! You know what that means…” Steve said pulling out a match. “FART LIGHTING!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“just shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Like holding a fart when a pretty girl walks by.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“It’s what keeps most Creeper kids from throwing tantrums.” I could tell from all of the guy’s faces that we were all thinking the same thing.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Look at Zombie’s face!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Hi…Zombie… I’m Ellie. It’s nice to meet you.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“FRR… FRR… FRRRRR…RAMPOOOOOAG…PPPPPPPPTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“And give me those pictures!” SNATCH. “I’m putting these away so only I can see them… I mean… So no one can see them but me… I mean…”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Wow, with friends like these, who needs enemies…?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Pick up your butt,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“What is it? My dad asked, as he ran into my room.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Yes, we are getting reports that the Zombie National Guard has been called in to provide support to the Zombie Army and the Navy. They have quarantined the house, but it may be in vain. Preliminary reports coming in say that if the E.L.E does explode, it will end the Minecraft World as we know it. We’ll have more news for you at 11. And now the weather….”
Oh man,”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“MUM”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“poop”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“She just shrank to her normal size so fast that she released a burst of kinetic energy that heated the molecules around her, causing them to travel faster than the speed of sound, which in turn caused a shock wave that broke the sound barrier and made a thundering sound like the sky was cracking open.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“I waf scared.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“I waf sad.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“I waf mad.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Alright everybody, stand back!” Steve said. “Zombie, take as much as you can… Empty the bottle if you have to.” So I grabbed the inhaler, put it to my mouth and… KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF, KUFF…Kefff! “Alright, it’s empty. Cough, cough.” “Here it goes,” Steve said as he took out a match and lit it. “Do it, Zombie!” So I squeezed my butt cheeks together, and took all my feelings and buried them down deep. And then I put on my best constipation face and… “BRRRRT.” BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!! I went flying in the air so fast I think I left my butt behind.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“FART LIGHTING!” “No way!” All the guys said. “Yeah Steve, you think Ellie is bad, Creepy’s farts will blow us right into the next village.” “Oh OK. I just thought I would lighten up the mood a little bit.”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“with friends like these, who needs enemies…?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Well, you remember in Science class, when the teacher said that there was a big explosion and the universe was created?”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out

“Actually, now that you mention it, I found another inner piece yesterday…in my poo.” Steve”
― Zack Zombie, Diary of a Minecraft Zombie, Book 11: Insides Out