Will & Patrick Wake Up Married Quotes

“Like you know exactly what to do with your asshole to make a guy blow his load in seconds.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married: Eps 1-3

“Patrick doesn’t want to embarrass Will. But he’s nervous and out of his routine. He’s never been good with the social skills at the best of times. If he’d been born five or six years later than he was, he’d probably have been diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. As it is, he’s always been inappropriate and weird and he knows he does life wrong.”
― Leta Blake, Will & Patrick Wake Up Married serial, Episodes 1 - 3: Wake Up Married / Meet the Family / Do the Holidays