Girl, Barely 15 Quotes

“And for two weeks I was banged up with a Hobbit who only spoke Elvish," said Jess.”
― Sue Limb, Girl, Barely 15: Flirting for England

“Suddenly Fred closed his book and jumped to his feet. He pretended to be holding a microphone and facing a TV camera.
"Hostiles broke out here in the early hours following a dispute over supplies," he said in a breathless reporter's voice. "The Red Cross have asked for a cease fire at ten-thirty to bury the dead, evacuate the wounded, and so that everyone can go to the loo. This is Fred Parsons in the war zone at Walnut Farm, handing you back to the studio.”
― Sue Limb, Girl, Barely 15: Flirting for England

“Later, just before she drifted off to sleep, Jess realized the ghastly fact that, just as she had assumed that Edouard smelt disgusting, Edouard's first impression of her would have been that she did. The only difference was that she really had. It was not the greatest start to their relationship.”
― Sue Limb, Girl, Barely 15: Flirting for England