Diary of Steve the Noob 11 Quotes

“Yes, she told me about how you defeated a great, big slime monster?” I gave her a half smile. “Oh…” “And how you fought with a powerful skeleton warlord?” “Ah, the Skeleton King…” “And how you’ve built a wall around this village to protect it?” “Well, actually, Tommy is building it now.” “You’re quite helpful, aren’t you?” I smiled. “Well, I try…” Cindy giggled a bit and Lisa laughed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“She groaned a bit.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“I looked at Lisa and her eyes were glued to the bed.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“hates”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Steve…” a voice said. “Huh?” I replied groggily. “Wake up, it’s almost noon,” the voice said.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Grugurgrpgurrghghgh…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“one hand, it is like getting a fresh start. But on the other hand, I feel so lost”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Then Lucky ran off somewhere, probably to go play. He looked back at the man and snickered a bit.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Devlin!” “Yes, sir!” “Poof that scum bag,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Bob gave me a shocked expression. “No! That’s mean. I don’t think she would want to see a zombie after all she has been through,” Bob whispered back to me. “Oh… I guess you’re right,” I replied,”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Yeah, Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died. “Can’t you see his excitement?” I said nervously. “What’s wrong with your dog?” asked Calvin. “Is he dead?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Lucky wants to go with you, just look at him.” Lucky was lying on the grass like he had just died.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“My heart is pounding…”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“you soon,” I replied. Whew! What a start to a day. I was feeling bummed out last night, but all this drama made me forget about why I was sad, I thought. Then I remembered everything. I remembered feeling lost and”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“potion of clarity,”
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“out with Cindy?”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Then Lucky walked past the villager’s head and placed his butt next to the villager’s face. “Hey! Heeeeey! What are you doing?!” My pet lifted his leg and peed on the angry villager’s face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“couple”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“My mouth dropped open. “What?! No… she’s just a friend!”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Then putting in deadly squids with lasers attached to their heads.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Oh… you mean, it doesn’t exist?” I asked. Emily shrugged. “I don’t know… I just never heard of it before, but then again, I’m not a potions expert…” “But we do know someone who is,” Lisa added. “Oh, no…” I said. “Yeah, Cindy’s aunt, Wanda the witch…” said Emily. “Ugh… I gotta deal with that lady again? I would much rather go deal with the Skeleton King,” I said as I rolled my eyes. Emily giggled. “I heard she can be difficult, but hey, if you want to find the cure, you should go talk to her.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Then Lucky walked past the villager’s head and placed his butt next to the villager’s face. “Hey! Heeeeey! What are you doing?!” My pet lifted his leg and peed on the angry villager’s face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Steve! You pig!” Bob yelled.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“My pet lifted his leg and peed on the angry villager’s face.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11

“Nom-nom-nom… Mmm… something tastes… very bland… I opened my eyes and found that I was chewing on my pillow.”
― Steve the Noob, Diary of Steve the Noob 11