Pirate Quotes

“Annabelle is the artificial intelligence running my computer who thinks she’s a smartass.” The melodic female voice held not a hint of humor as it replied, “I don’t know what you are speaking of, Captain. While I am programmed for intelligence, I have no physical form, either in the buttock version or of the Earth donkey variety.” “You’re doing this on purpose to vex me, Annabelle.” “I am incapable of such an act, Captain.”
― Eve Langlais, Pirate

“He sprinted after his delivery gal, who hesitated before going in. “You’re not a vampire. You don’t need a special invitation to go inside,” he growled as he shoved at her. “Move.” “I don’t see how your puny trailer is going to protect us,” she muttered with a glare over her shoulder. “Then stay outside. Right now, I really don’t give a fuck.”
― Eve Langlais, Pirate

“Get your ass into my trailer.” “And why would I go into your place?” “To save your life.” “There’s a new line. Is this some elaborate scheme to get in my pants?” she huffed with her hands on her hips.”
― Eve Langlais, Pirate

“You’re a pig.” “No, wench, I am a randy pirate. You must be referring to the Piorcuma species. They are true swine.” “I really think you should talk to your doctor about prescribing new meds. I don’t think the ones you’re taking are strong enough.”
― Eve Langlais, Pirate